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TTDS

2026-03-07T07:45:48Z

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'''T'''his '''T'''ime is '''D'''ifferent '''S'''yndrome

* A serious disillusion, and madness of crowds, among [[humanoid|humanoids]].
 
 
== Symptoms ==
* common among [[poverty|poor]]
* arrogance, complacency, disillusion it can never happen
 
"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it" ~ George Santayana

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes." ~ Mark Twain
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TTDS

2026-03-07T07:37:18Z

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This Time is Different Syndrome

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2023-05-16T16:28:07Z

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* an abbreviation for "'''a'''rmchair" '''Expert'''
* The next generation of [[iExpert]].
 
 
== Symptoms ==
* common names "coach, supervisor, financial expert or teacher"
* hope dealers
* no idea what they talk about
* no real experience
 
 
== More info ==
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brake-specific_fuel_consumption BSFC]
[[Category:humanoids]]

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2023-05-16T16:25:43Z

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2023-05-16T16:24:39Z

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2023-05-16T16:23:41Z

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Index

2023-05-14T06:57:52Z

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'''Encyclopedia Humanica''' project started as neutral, [[intelligence|intelligent]] observation of [[Mother Nature]] and translator for confusing [[humanoid]] communication. It evolved into a supporting site for [https://hajes-racing.com Hajes Racing].
 
 
Main categories:

* [[:Category:humanoids|Human to humanoid's language dictionary]]
* [[:Category:automotive|Automotive]]
* [[:Category:ecu|Automotive - ECU recalibration]]
* [[:Category:tires|Automotive - tires technology]]
* [[:Category:technology|Technology]]
* [[:Category:investing|Investing]]



 
 
== Lists ==
* [[All Pages|all available pages]]

Category:investing

2023-05-14T06:57:18Z

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OPM

2023-05-14T06:55:32Z

Eh-admin: Created page with "Abbreviation of '''O'''ther '''P'''eople '''M'''oney. Smart use of good debt for profit purpose such as bank loans, investors resources. Category:investing"

Abbreviation of '''O'''ther '''P'''eople '''M'''oney. Smart use of good debt for profit purpose such as bank loans, investors resources.
[[Category:investing]]

Index

2023-04-29T16:42:36Z

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'''Encyclopedia Humanica''' project started as neutral, [[intelligence|intelligent]] observation of [[Mother Nature]] and translator for confusing [[humanoid]] communication. It evolved into a supporting site for [https://hajes-racing.com Hajes Racing].
 
 
Main categories:

* [[:Category:humanoids|Human to humanoid's language dictionary]]
* [[:Category:automotive|Automotive]]
* [[:Category:ecu|Automotive - ECU recalibration]]
* [[:Category:tires|Automotive - tires technology]]
* [[:Category:technology|Technology]]



 
 
== Lists ==
* [[All Pages|all available pages]]

Index

2023-04-29T16:41:04Z

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'''Encyclopedia Humanica''' project started as neutral, [[intelligence|intelligent]] observation of [[Mother Nature]] and translator for confusing [[humanoid]] communication. It evolved into a supporting site for [https://hajes-racing.com Hajes Racing].
 
 
Main categories:

* [[:Category:humanoids|Human to humanoid dictionary]]
* [https://eh.hajes.org/Category:humanoids Human to humanoid's language dictionary]
* [https://eh.hajes.org/Category:automotive Automotive]
* [https://eh.hajes.org/Category:ecu Automotive - ECU recalibration]
* [https://eh.hajes.org/Category:tires Automotive - tires technology]
* [https://eh.hajes.org/Category:technology Technology]


 
 
== Lists ==
* [[All Pages|all available pages]]

KISS

2023-04-27T19:31:08Z

Eh-admin: Created page with "Abbreviation for '''K'''eep '''I'''t '''S'''uper '''S'''imple. Albert Einstein once said "One suppose to make everything as simple as possible but not simpler."..."

Abbreviation for '''K'''eep '''I'''t '''S'''uper '''S'''imple.
 
 
[[Albert Einstein]] once said "One suppose to make everything as simple as possible but not simpler."
 
 
Yet, modern [[humanoid|humanoids]] make everything as complicated as possible because it makes them look "smart".
[[Category:humanoids]]

Index

2023-04-16T10:10:16Z

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'''Encyclopedia Humanica''' project started as neutral, [[intelligence|intelligent]] observation of [[Mother Nature]] and translator for confusing [[humanoid]] communication. It evolved into a supporting site for [https://hajes-racing.com Hajes Racing].
 
 
Main categories:

* [https://eh.hajes.org/Category:humanoids Human to humanoid's language dictionary]
* [https://eh.hajes.org/Category:automotive Automotive]
* [https://eh.hajes.org/Category:ecu Automotive - ECU recalibration]
* [https://eh.hajes.org/Category:tires Automotive - tires technology]
* [https://eh.hajes.org/Category:technology Technology]


 
 
== Lists ==
* [[All Pages|all available pages]]

woke culture

2023-04-16T10:08:56Z

Eh-admin: Created page with "Sudden interest to repay evil deeds of colonists, imperialists. Modern woke companies ignore the natural order of so-called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meritocracy meritocr..."

Sudden interest to repay evil deeds of colonists, imperialists. Modern woke companies ignore the natural order of so-called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meritocracy meritocracy], and rather do what is popular, and "[[truth|right]]".
[[Category: humanoids]]

sHe

2023-04-16T10:04:50Z

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Universal sexless pronoun used in [[Post-apocalyptic Era|post-apocalyptic]] communication. The origins of any language use the male pronoun "he, man...", which seems to be very offensive in the [[woke culture]].
 
 
In the modern world, nobody knows any more who is who. Males with a vagina, females with a penis, no proliferation-tool at all. The new universal word has been invented [[sHe]], which covers both sexes she/he.
 
 
"In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me." ~ [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117951/ Trainspotting]
[[Category: humanoids]]

sHe

2023-04-16T10:03:48Z

Eh-admin: Created page with "Universal sexless pronoun used in post-apocalyptic communication. The origins of any language use the male pronoun "he, man...", which seems to me ver..."

Universal sexless pronoun used in [[Post-apocalyptic Era|post-apocalyptic]] communication. The origins of any language use the male pronoun "he, man...", which seems to me very offensive to [[feminazi]].
 
 
In the modern world, nobody knows any more who is who. Males with a vagina, females with a penis, no proliferation-tool at all. The new universal word has been invented [[sHe]], which covers both sexes she/he.
 
 
"In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me." ~ [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117951/ Trainspotting]
[[Category: humanoids]]

feminazi

2023-04-16T09:53:40Z

Eh-admin: Created page with "The most extreme, and aggressive cult of feminist that demands castration of males, or better yet extermination of evil males because they are the cause of female..."

The most extreme, and aggressive cult of [[feminist]] that demands castration of males, or better yet extermination of evil males because [[NMFS|they]] are the cause of females' misery.
[[Category: humanoids]]

NMFS

2023-04-16T09:53:32Z

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'''N'''ot '''M'''y '''F'''ault '''S'''yndrome is a raging disease among [[Post-apocalyptic Era|post-apocalyptic humanoids]]. No matter what you do, or think, it is always your fault !!! It is easy to blame others than learn from own mistakes. Grow spine, and balls.
 
== SYMPTOMS ==
* whining, blaming, keywords "they", "[[sHe]]", but never "I have fucked up, and pay for it.".
* linked to [[mental diarrhoea|MD]]
[[Category: humanoids]]

feminist

2023-04-16T09:50:53Z

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Female of [[humanoid]] that desperately fights for her rights despite she has no idea how true female looks like. She fiercely defends her ideology and gets easily offended if you provide facts. The most extreme form of this disease is [[feminazi]].
[[Category:humanoids]]

NMFS

2023-04-16T09:47:36Z

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'''N'''ot '''M'''y '''F'''ault '''S'''yndrome is a raging disease among [[Post-apocalyptic Era|post-apocalyptic humanoids]]. No matter what you do, or think, it is always your fault !!! It is easy to blame others than learn from own mistakes. Grow spine, and balls.
 
== SYMPTOMS ==
* whining, blaming, keywords "they", "sHe", but never "I have fucked up, and pay for it.".
* linked to [[mental diarrhoea|MD]]
[[Category: humanoids]]

NMFS

2023-04-16T09:47:04Z

Eh-admin: Created page with "'''N'''ot '''M'''y '''F'''ault '''S'''yndrome is a raging disease among post-apocalyptic humanoids. No matter what you do, or think, it is always your..."

'''N'''ot '''M'''y '''F'''ault '''S'''yndrome is a raging disease among [[Post-apocalyptic Era|post-apocalyptic humanoids]]. No matter what you do, or think, it is always your fault !!! It is easy to blame others than learn from own mistakes. Grow spine, and balls.
 
== SYMPTOMS ==
* whining, blaming, keywords "they", "she", but never "I have fucked up, and pay for it.".
* linked to [[mental diarrhoea|MD]]
[[Category: humanoids]]

mental diarrhoea

2023-04-16T09:46:58Z

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[[mental diarrhoea]] is a common disease among [[Post-apocalyptic Era|post-apocalyptic humanoids]]. Also known as '''talking bullshit'''. 
 
== SYMPTOMS ==
* excessive talking that makes no sense and usually drops down to name calling and blame shifting
* caused by [[SCS]]
* [[extropervert|extroperverts]] and female [[humanoid|humanoids]] suffer most
* building blocks for leaders, [[tExpert|tExperts]]
[[Category: humanoids]]

Biggest Lies

2023-02-23T16:46:12Z

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# just
# soon
# nothing
# one
# love you
# never
 
 
For some unknown reason, [[humanoid|humanoids]] are full of [[bullshit]]. They lie to themselves, and also to others in their surrounding. They have a strong allergy to facts, and love [[truth]]. Who is capable to fluently, loudly talk [[bullshit]] is considered as [[expert]], or simply the best!
 
 
==Examples of usage==
1. "'''JUST ONE''' beer." translates into a brutal party resulting in lots of fun, and time travel.
"It takes '''JUST''' a few seconds." translates into fuck up where you waste lots of time for nothing.
 
 
2. "Just one beer, darling...I'll be right back ['''SOON''']" translates into the same result as example #1, but also a false promise to shut up your partner.
 
 
3. "Darling, what is going on?" usually followed by awkward dismissive silence and the final word "'''NOTHING'''" most likely one of the most dangerous words coming from the mouth of a female [[humanoid]]. It usually results in life hazard of male [[humanoid]] or silent treatment, sexless weeks.
 
 
"'''NOTHING''' can happen, just go for it." The usual last words after some great idea. Every great idea starts with, "Hey man, hold my beer."
 
 
4. same as the example #1. "Just '''ONE''' sec[ond], please." translates into an excuse that you didn't carry on the job you were supposed to do while promising you bring it '''SOON'''. "Men think only about '''ONE'''." The usual excuse of frigid females of [[humanoid]]. I do not know ladies, but I rarely think about '''ONE'''. If I go out, I am thinking about at least five beers!!!
 
 
5. Imagine your friend is having a party for a newborn kid. You promised your partner, that you will be a good boy and stay at home this time. Sitting on coach, eating crap, and pretending to like her stupid TV show you do not understand...while hoping, you get some bed action later on.
 
 
Phone rings... "Darling, Dave got a new baby girl. He calls me to celebrate new life. '''JUST ONE''' drink, I'll be right back ['''SOON''']. '''LOVE YOU'''....kisses"...there is silence, your partner says '''NOTHING'''. You just run away, naively thinking you'll be back in no time...
 
 
6. as shown in the example #5, it rarely goes well. '''JUST ONE''' beer translates in to five beers in Moravia (part of the Czech Republic). People usually say "I drink two beers, and go home." meaning 10 beers, and go home...the usual warm up for the weekend. You woke up on Sunday at 10am after '''JUST ONE''' beer on Friday...you just realized, you promised your wife you visit her stupid parents you hate.
 
 
No money left, you run for your life...reaching your home...you feel the wrath of your wife at a distance larger than 20 metres. In better case, she just yells how stupid/immature you are...you have just a flashback from the party, and try not to laugh. You are hangover, and remain silent because you have a hard time not to laugh.
 
 
But you are still propelled to say something smart, that will "resolve" the fuck-up you caused. "I '''LOVE YOU''', darling." You do not mean it because love is just a social engineering created for entrance to female pants. Female [[humanoid]] loves to hear this [[bullshit]], and it usually reduces tension...
 
 
You feel like a hero that "resolved" this problem...you get an epiphany, "'''NEVER''' again. I will '''NEVER''' ever drink again." Not only you lie to yourself, but also to others...Of course, it repeats itself next Friday.

[[Category:humanoids]]

Biggest Lies

2023-02-23T16:41:31Z

Eh-admin:

# just
# soon
# nothing
# one
# love you
# never
 
 
==Examples of usage==
1. "'''JUST ONE''' beer." translates into a brutal party resulting in lots of fun, and time travel.
"It takes '''JUST''' a few seconds." translates into fuck up where you waste lots of time for nothing.
 
 
2. "Just one beer, darling...I'll be right back ['''SOON''']" translates into the same result as example #1, but also a false promise to shut up your partner.
 
 
3. "Darling, what is going on?" usually followed by awkward dismissive silence and the final word "'''NOTHING'''" most likely one of the most dangerous words coming from the mouth of a female [[humanoid]]. It usually results in life hazard of male [[humanoid]] or silent treatment, sexless weeks.
 
 
"'''NOTHING''' can happen, just go for it." The usual last words after some great idea. Every great idea starts with, "Hey man, hold my beer."
 
 
4. same as the example #1. "Just '''ONE''' sec[ond], please." translates into an excuse that you didn't carry on the job you were supposed to do while promising you bring it '''SOON'''. "Men think only about '''ONE'''." The usual excuse of frigid females of [[humanoid]]. I do not know ladies, but I rarely think about '''ONE'''. If I go out, I am thinking about at least five beers!!!
 
 
5. Imagine your friend is having a party for a newborn kid. You promised your partner, that you will be a good boy and stay at home this time. Sitting on coach, eating crap, and pretending to like her stupid TV show you do not understand...while hoping, you get some bed action later on.
 
 
Phone rings... "Darling, Dave got a new baby girl. He calls me to celebrate new life. '''JUST ONE''' drink, I'll be right back ['''SOON''']. '''LOVE YOU'''....kisses"...there is silence, your partner says '''NOTHING'''. You just run away, naively thinking you'll be back in no time...
 
 
6. as shown in the example #5, it rarely goes well. '''JUST ONE''' beer translates in to five beers in Moravia (part of the Czech Republic). People usually say "I drink two beers, and go home." meaning 10 beers, and go home...the usual warm up for the weekend. You woke up on Sunday at 10am after '''JUST ONE''' beer on Friday...you just realized, you promised your wife you visit her stupid parents you hate.
 
 
No money left, you run for your life...reaching your home...you feel the wrath of your wife at a distance larger than 20 metres. In better case, she just yells how stupid/immature you are...you have just a flashback from the party, and try not to laugh. You are hangover, and remain silent because you have a hard time not to laugh.
 
 
But you are still propelled to say something smart, that will "resolve" the fuck-up you caused. "I love you, darling." You do not mean it because love is just a social engineering created for entrance to female pants. Female [[humanoid]] loves to hear this [[bullshit]], and it usually reduces tension...
 
 
You feel like a hero that "resolved" this problem...you get an epiphany, "'''NEVER''' again. I will '''NEVER''' ever drink again." Not only you lie to yourself, but also to others...Of course, it repeats itself next Friday.

[[Category:humanoids]]

Biggest Lies

2023-02-23T16:40:55Z

Eh-admin:

# just
# soon
# nothing
# one
# love you
# never
 
 
==Examples of usage==
1. "'''JUST ONE''' beer." translates into a brutal party resulting in lots of fun, and time travel.
"It takes '''JUST''' a few seconds." translates into fuck up where you waste lots of time for nothing.
 
 
2. "Just one beer, darling...I'll be right back ['''SOON''']" translates into the same result as example #1, but also a false promise to shut up your partner.
 
 
3. "Darling, what is going on?" usually followed by awkward dismissive silence and the final word "'''NOTHING'''" most likely one of the most dangerous words coming from the mouth of a female [[humanoid]]. It usually results in life hazard of male [[humanoid]] or silent treatment, sexless weeks.
 
 
"'''NOTHING''' can happen, just go for it." The usual last words after some great idea. Every great idea starts with, "Hey man, hold my beer."
 
 
4. same as the example #1. "Just '''ONE''' sec[ond], please." translates into an excuse that you didn't carry on the job you were supposed to do while promising you bring it '''SOON'''. "Men think only about '''ONE'''." The usual excuse of frigid females of [[humanoid]]. I do not know ladies, but I rarely think about '''ONE'''. If I go out, I am thinking about at least five beers!!!
 
 
5. Imagine your friend is having a party for a newborn kid. You promised your partner, that you will be a good boy and stay at home this time. Sitting on coach, eating crap, and pretending to like her stupid TV show you do not understand...while hoping, you get some bed action later on.
 
 
Phone rings...it goes like that, "Darling, Dave got a new baby girl. He calls me to celebrate new life. '''JUST ONE''' drink, I'll be right back ['''SOON''']. LOVE YOU....kisses"...there is silence, your partner says '''NOTHING'''. You just run away, naively thinking you'll be back in no time...
 
 
6. as shown in the example #5, it rarely goes well. '''JUST ONE''' beer translates in to five beers in Moravia (part of the Czech Republic). People usually say "I drink two beers, and go home." meaning 10 beers, and go home...the usual warm up for the weekend. You woke up on Sunday at 10am after '''JUST ONE''' beer on Friday...you just realized, you promised your wife you visit her stupid parents you hate.
 
 
No money left, you run for your life...reaching your home...you feel the wrath of your wife at a distance larger than 20 metres. In better case, she just yells how stupid/immature you are...you have just a flashback from the party, and try not to laugh. You are hangover, and remain silent because you have a hard time not to laugh.
 
 
But you are still propelled to say something smart, that will "resolve" the fuck-up you caused. "I love you, darling." You do not mean it because love is just a social engineering created for entrance to female pants. Female [[humanoid]] loves to hear this [[bullshit]], and it usually reduces tension...
 
 
You feel like a hero that "resolved" this problem...you get an epiphany, "'''NEVER''' again. I will '''NEVER''' ever drink again." Not only you lie to yourself, but also to others...Of course, it repeats itself next Friday.

[[Category:humanoids]]

Biggest Lies

2023-02-23T16:40:05Z

Eh-admin:

# just
# soon
# nothing
# one
# love you
# never
 
 
==Examples of usage==
1. "'''JUST ONE''' beer." translates into a brutal party resulting in lots of fun, and time travel.
"It takes '''JUST''' a few seconds." translates into fuck up where you waste lots of time for nothing.
 
 
2. "Just one beer, darling...I'll be right back ['''SOON''']" translates into the same result as example #1, but also a false promise to shut up your partner.
 
 
3. "Darling, what is going on?" usually followed by awkward dismissive silence and the final word "'''NOTHING'''" most likely one of the most dangerous words coming from the mouth of a female [[humanoid]]. It usually results in life hazard of male [[humanoid]] or silent treatment, sexless weeks.
 
 
"'''NOTHING''' can happen, just go for it." The usual last words after some great idea. Every great idea starts with, "Hey man, hold my beer."
 
 
4. same as the example #1. "Just '''ONE''' sec[ond], please." translates into an excuse that you didn't carry on the job you were supposed to do while promising you bring it '''SOON'''. "Men think only about '''ONE'''." The usual excuse of frigid females of [[humanoid]]. I do not know ladies, but I rarely think about '''ONE'''. If I go out, I am thinking about at least five beers!!!
 
 
5. Imagine your friend is having a party for a newborn kid. You promised your partner, that you will be a good boy and stay at home this time. Sitting on coach, eating crap, and pretending to like her stupid show you do not understand.
 
 
Phone rings...it goes like that, "Darling, Dave got a new baby girl. He calls me to celebrate new life. '''JUST ONE''' drink, I'll be right back ['''SOON''']. LOVE YOU....kisses"...there is silence, your partner says '''NOTHING'''. You just run away, naively thinking you'll be back in no time...
 
 
6. as shown in the example #5, it rarely goes well. '''JUST ONE''' beer translates in to five beers in Moravia (part of the Czech Republic). People usually say "I drink two beers, and go home." meaning 10 beers, and go home...the usual warm up for the weekend. You woke up on Sunday at 10am after '''JUST ONE''' beer on Friday...you just realized, you promised your wife you visit her stupid parents you hate.
 
 
No money left, you run for your life...reaching your home...you feel the wrath of your wife at a distance larger than 20 metres. In better case, she just yells how stupid/immature you are...you have just a flashback from the party, and try not to laugh. You are hangover, and remain silent because you have a hard time not to laugh.
 
 
But you are still propelled to say something smart, that will "resolve" the fuck-up you caused. "I love you, darling." You do not mean it because love is just a social engineering created for entrance to female pants. Female [[humanoid]] loves to hear this [[bullshit]], and it usually reduces tension...
 
 
You feel like a hero that "resolved" this problem...you get an epiphany, "'''NEVER''' again. I will '''NEVER''' ever drink again." Not only you lie to yourself, but also to others...Of course, it repeats itself next Friday.

[[Category:humanoids]]

Biggest Lies

2023-02-23T16:38:46Z

Eh-admin:

# just
# soon
# nothing
# one
# love you
# never
 
 
==Examples of usage==
1. "'''JUST ONE''' beer." translates into a brutal party resulting in lots of fun, and time travel.
"It takes '''JUST''' a few seconds." translates into fuck up where you waste lots of time for nothing.
 
 
2. "Just one beer, darling...I'll be right back ['''SOON''']" translates into the same result as example #1, but also a false promise to shut up your partner.
 
 
3. "Darling, what is going on?" usually followed by awkward dismissive silence and the final word "'''NOTHING'''" most likely one of the most dangerous words coming from the mouth of a female [[humanoid]]. It usually results in life hazard of male [[humanoid]] or silent treatment, sexless weeks.
 
 
"'''NOTHING''' can happen, just go for it." The usual last words after some great idea. Every great idea starts with, "Hey man, hold my beer."
 
 
4. same as the example #1. "Just '''ONE''' sec[ond], please." translates into an excuse that you didn't carry on the job you were supposed to do while promising you bring it SOON. "Men think only about '''ONE'''." The usual excuse of frigid females of [[humanoid]]. I do not know ladies, but I rarely think about ONE. If I go out, I am thinking about at least five beers!!!
 
 
5. Imagine your friend is having a party for a newborn kid. You promised your partner, that you will be a good boy and stay at home this time. Sitting on coach, eating crap, and pretending to like her stupid show you do not understand.
 
 
Phone rings...it goes like that, "Darling, Dave got a new baby girl. He calls me to celebrate new life. '''JUST ONE''' drink, I'll be right back ['''SOON''']. LOVE YOU....kisses"...there is silence, your partner says '''NOTHING'''. You just run away, naively thinking you'll be back in no time...
 
 
6. as shown in the example #5, it rarely goes well. '''JUST ONE''' beer translates in to five beers in Moravia (part of the Czech Republic). People usually say "I drink two beers, and go home." meaning 10 beers, and go home...the usual warm up for the weekend. You woke up on Sunday at 10am after '''JUST ONE''' beer on Friday...you just realized, you promised your wife you visit her stupid parents you hate.
 
 
No money left, you run for your life...reaching your home...you feel the wrath of your wife at a distance larger than 20 metres. In better case, she just yells how stupid/immature you are...you have just a flashback from the party, and try not to laugh. You are hangover, and remain silent because you have a hard time not to laugh.
 
 
But you are still propelled to say something smart, that will "resolve" the fuck-up you caused. "I love you, darling." You do not mean it because love is just a social engineering created for entrance to female pants. Female [[humanoid]] loves to hear this [[bullshit]], and it usually reduces tension...
 
 
You feel like a hero that "resolved" this problem...you get an epiphany, "'''NEVER''' again. I will '''NEVER''' ever drink again." Not only you lie to yourself, but also to others...Of course, it repeats itself next Friday.

[[Category:humanoids]]

Biggest Lies

2023-02-23T16:38:14Z

Eh-admin:

# just
# soon
# nothing
# one
# love you
# never
 
 
==Examples of usage==
1. "'''JUST ONE''' beer." translates into a brutal party resulting in lots of fun, and time travel.
"It takes JUST a few seconds." translates into fuck up where you waste lots of time for nothing.
 
 
2. "Just one beer, darling...I'll be right back ['''SOON''']" translates into the same result as example #1, but also a false promise to shut up your partner.
 
 
3. "Darling, what is going on?" usually followed by awkward dismissive silence and the final word "'''NOTHING'''" most likely one of the most dangerous words coming from the mouth of a female [[humanoid]]. It usually results in life hazard of male [[humanoid]] or silent treatment, sexless weeks.
 
 
"'''NOTHING''' can happen, just go for it." The usual last words after some great idea. Every great idea starts with, "Hey man, hold my beer."
 
 
4. same as the example #1. "Just '''ONE''' sec[ond], please." translates into an excuse that you didn't carry on the job you were supposed to do while promising you bring it SOON. "Men think only about '''ONE'''." The usual excuse of frigid females of [[humanoid]]. I do not know ladies, but I rarely think about ONE. If I go out, I am thinking about at least five beers!!!
 
 
5. Imagine your friend is having a party for a newborn kid. You promised your partner, that you will be a good boy and stay at home this time. Sitting on coach, eating crap, and pretending to like her stupid show you do not understand.
 
 
Phone rings...it goes like that, "Darling, Dave got a new baby girl. He calls me to celebrate new life. '''JUST ONE''' drink, I'll be right back ['''SOON''']. LOVE YOU....kisses"...there is silence, your partner says '''NOTHING'''. You just run away, naively thinking you'll be back in no time...
 
 
6. as shown in the example #5, it rarely goes well. '''JUST ONE''' beer translates in to five beers in Moravia (part of the Czech Republic). People usually say "I drink two beers, and go home." meaning 10 beers, and go home...the usual warm up for the weekend. You woke up on Sunday at 10am after '''JUST ONE''' beer on Friday...you just realized, you promised your wife you visit her stupid parents you hate.
 
 
No money left, you run for your life...reaching your home...you feel the wrath of your wife at a distance larger than 20 metres. In better case, she just yells how stupid/immature you are...you have just a flashback from the party, and try not to laugh. You are hangover, and remain silent because you have a hard time not to laugh.
 
 
But you are still propelled to say something smart, that will "resolve" the fuck-up you caused. "I love you, darling." You do not mean it because love is just a social engineering created for entrance to female pants. Female [[humanoid]] loves to hear this [[bullshit]], and it usually reduces tension...
 
 
You feel like a hero that "resolved" this problem...you get an epiphany, "'''NEVER''' again. I will '''NEVER''' ever drink again." Not only you lie to yourself, but also to others...Of course, it repeats itself next Friday.

[[Category:humanoids]]

Biggest Lies

2023-02-23T16:36:27Z

Eh-admin:

# just
# soon
# nothing
# one
# love you
# never
 
 
==Examples of usage==
1. "'''JUST ONE''' beer." translates into a brutal party resulting in lots of fun, and time travel.
"It takes JUST a few seconds." translates into fuck up where you waste lots of time for nothing.
 
 
2. "Just one beer, darling...I'll be right back ['''SOON''']" translates into the same result as example #1, but also a false promise to shut up your partner.
 
 
3. "Darling, what is going on?" usually followed by awkward dismissive silence and the final word "'''NOTHING'''" most likely one of the most dangerous words coming from the mouth of a female [[humanoid]]. It usually results in life hazard of male [[humanoid]] or silent treatment, sexless weeks.
 
 
4. same as the example #1. "Just '''ONE''' sec[ond], please." translates into an excuse that you didn't carry on the job you were supposed to do while promising you bring it SOON. "Men think only about '''ONE'''." The usual excuse of frigid females of [[humanoid]]. I do not know ladies, but I rarely think about ONE. If I go out, I am thinking about at least five beers!!!
 
 
5. Imagine your friend is having a party for a newborn kid. You promised your partner, that you will be a good boy and stay at home this time. Sitting on coach, eating crap, and pretending to like her stupid show you do not understand.
 
 
Phone rings...it goes like that, "Darling, Dave got a new baby girl. He calls me to celebrate new life. '''JUST ONE''' drink, I'll be right back ['''SOON''']. LOVE YOU....kisses"...there is silence, your partner says '''NOTHING'''. You just run away, naively thinking you'll be back in no time...
 
 
6. as shown in the example #5, it rarely goes well. '''JUST ONE''' beer translates in to five beers in Moravia (part of the Czech Republic). People usually say "I drink two beers, and go home." meaning 10 beers, and go home...the usual warm up for the weekend. You woke up on Sunday at 10am after '''JUST ONE''' beer on Friday...you just realized, you promised your wife you visit her stupid parents you hate.
 
 
No money left, you run for your life...reaching your home...you feel the wrath of your wife at a distance larger than 20 metres. In better case, she just yells how stupid/immature you are...you have just a flashback from the party, and try not to laugh. You are hangover, and remain silent because you have a hard time not to laugh.
 
 
But you are still propelled to say something smart, that will "resolve" the fuck-up you caused. "I love you, darling." You do not mean it because love is just a social engineering created for entrance to female pants. Female [[humanoid]] loves to hear this [[bullshit]], and it usually reduces tension...
 
 
You feel like a hero that "resolved" this problem...you get an epiphany, "'''NEVER''' again. I will '''NEVER''' ever drink again." Not only you lie to yourself, but also to others...Of course, it repeats itself next Friday.

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Biggest Lies

2023-02-23T16:16:39Z

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# just
# soon
# nothing
# one
# love you
# never
 
 
==Examples of usage==
1. "JUST ONE beer." translates into a brutal party resulting in lots of fun, and time travel.
"It takes JUST a few seconds." translates into fuck up where you waste lots of time for nothing.
 
 
2. "Just one beer, darling...I'll be right back [SOON]" translates into the same result as example #1, but also a false promise to shut up your partner.
 
 
3. "Darling, what is going on?" usually followed by awkward dismissive silence and the final word "NOTHING" most likely one of the most dangerous words coming from the mouth of a female [[humanoid]]. It usually results in life hazard of male [[humanoid]] or silent treatment, sexless weeks.
 
 
4. same as the example #1. "Just ONE sec[ond], please." translates into an excuse that you didn't carry on the job you were supposed to do while promising you bring it SOON. "Men think only about ONE." The usual excuse of frigid females of [[humanoid]]. I do not know ladies, but I rarely think about ONE. If I go out, I am thinking about at least five beers!!!
 
 

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Index

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'''Encyclopedia Humanica''' project started as neutral, [[intelligence|intelligent]] observation of [[Mother Nature]] and translator for confusing [[humanoid]] communication. It evolved into supporting site for [https://hajes-racing.com Hajes Racing].
 
 
Main categories:


* [[:Category:humanoids|Human to humanoid dictionary]]
* [[:Category:automotive|Automotive]]
* [[:Category:ecu|Automotive - ECU recalibration]]
* [[:Category:tires|Automotive - tires technology]]
* [[:Category:technology|Technology]]
 
 
== Lists ==
* [[All Pages|all available pages]]

assploring

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The quickest way to the top is either with [[assploring]] or spread legs. You either become the best or you engage in [[assploring]]. Related to [[ASS]] 
 
 
[[File:assploring-corporate ladder.jpg|center]]
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ASS

2023-02-23T15:31:18Z

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'''A'''nal '''S'''peleology '''S'''yndrome
 
 
A spine-less/ball-less creature engaged in rectum exploration of its superior/master. Among [[humanoid]]s, [[ASS]] is the quickest career progress strategy in the corporate world aka [[assploring]].
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Biggest Lies

2023-02-23T15:30:28Z

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# just
# soon
# nothing
# one
# love you
# never
 
 
===Examples of usage===
[[Category:humanoids]]

ASS

2023-02-23T14:54:14Z

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EHS

2023-02-23T14:49:32Z

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* [https://eh.hajes.org/EHS_(Erotic_Hand_Syndrome) EHS] usually refers to a severe disease of [[humanoid]]s
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EHS

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* [https://eh.hajes.org/humanica/EHS_(Erotic_Hand_Syndrome) EHS] usually refers to a severe disease of [[humanoid]]s
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RED

2023-02-23T14:44:58Z

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'''R'''etarded '''E'''xtremely '''D'''angerous

also known

'''R'''etired '''E'''xtremely '''D'''angerous
 
 

[[humanoid | Humanoid]] that suffers from [[EHS]] - extremely dangerous to its surrounding.
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Feminazi

2022-12-27T09:42:22Z

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A social warfare went wrong at the beginning of the 20th century. Allegedly an idea of East to destroy the West world by implementing [[truth|ideologies]] to confuse females' purpose in nature. 

Among the humans, both sexes are equall, and they do not question their purpose in the nature. Mother nature created male as hunter, protector of tribe - female as reproduction, and maintenance tool in tribe.
 
 
<gallery>
feminazi1.png
xena_warrior_princess.png
feminazi2.png
</gallery>
 
 

==Symptoms==
* Usual arguments, "you are chauvinist pig... horny pig... you used me".
* Revolutionary & rebel attitude without accepting anything else than their [[truth]].
* Blaming men for every mistake they made.
* Victim syndrome.
* Hollywood syndrome.
* Desperately seeking acknowledgement, or to prove naturally impossible.
* Member of cults such as [[grass-eater|grass-eaters]].
* Appearance signs - vivid colours in hair, nails, short hair, hairy legs, hands or even facial hair due to hormonal changes, and lack of nervous system development in infant stages.
* Very aggressive once their short bullshit list runs out.
* Suffering from [[PVS]].
* Make-up, jewellery, high heels, and other forms of cybernetics modifications such as piercing, tattoos, breast implants, artificial nails, hair.
* Artificial face, nails, hair, but they always want the [[Frauman|right man]].
* Creators of [[Frauman]].
* Illusion of multi-tasking.
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CIF

2022-12-25T22:49:58Z

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'''C'''ult of '''I'''nvisible '''F'''riends 
 

All natural tribes believe in some sort of supernatural being that they call [[Mother nature]]. They observe and worship Sun that rises and sets every day. Natural cycles of doom and gloom. Symbiosis with nature that make them better. Natural wisdom shared for millennia before [[humanoid|humanoids]] were born.
 
 
Ever since first [[CIF]] was born, last remains of humanity is slowly purified from history. The infamous purification of last natural people was called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malleus_Maleficarum Malleus Maleficarum] aka Hexenhammer or Hammer of Witches. The age of medicine begun via their peers [[Dr]].
 
 
[[CIF]] brought wars, murders, misery, [[poverty]] yet there is still over 90% of population hardcore believers. [[God]] has special passion for [[poverty|poor]] and [[Homo retardus|stupid]] that is why he made so many of them.
 
 

* [[CIF]] is involved in porno industry. You often hear "oh my God" from porn actors.
* abbreviation for '''C'''ult of '''I'''nvisible '''F'''riend
* we have about 6000 cults in last 5000 years and '''each cult believes their [[CIF]] is the best and only one'''
* we have aggressive cults like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism Judaism] or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam Islam] that purify non-believers
* we have loser-friendly/most popular cult of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity Jesus] that converts and assimilates non-believers
* and we have peaceful cults like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism Buddhisms] that mind their business and do not bother others
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SPS (Small Penis Syndrome)

2022-12-25T20:40:33Z

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There is no void in [[shared reality]] and everything empty must be filled out or small must be enlarged elsewhere. School of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yin_and_yang Yin Yang] explains this dynamics of [[Mother Nature]].

People suffering from [[SPS (Small Penis Syndrome)|SPS]] are delusional and live inside the [[Matrix]].

Females of [[humanoid|humanoids]] suffer most from [[SPS (Small Penis Syndrome)|SPS]]. They have no penis nor balls, just compensated by large [[EGO]].
 
 
==Symptoms==
* [[PVS]] - such as silicon implants
* make-up, expensive clothing
* expensive high performance cars
* inflated EGO
* long tele-photo lenses
* '''LONGER, LARGER, BIGGER, BETTER''' are the common keywords.
* 30 seconds wonder in bed
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PID

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* Abbreviation for '''P'''roportional '''I'''ntegral '''D'''erivative controller.
* Commonly used electronic device for closed loop control of industrial systems.
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PID_controller more details]

[[Category: automotive]]
[[Category:ecu]]
[[Category:technology]]

PID

2022-12-25T20:22:13Z

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Abbreviation for '''P'''roportional '''I'''ntegral '''D'''erivative controller. Commonly used electronic device for closed loop control of industrial systems.

[[Category: automotive]]

pessimism

2022-12-25T20:11:19Z

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Pessimist is an [[optimism | optimist]] with more information.

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optimism

2022-12-25T20:09:09Z

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Optimism allegedly originated from optimal - an optimist was a person living optimally. 
 
Nowadays, [[optimism]] is dreaming caused by lack of information. 
 

* yet another form of [[fear]]
* [[hope]] for best
* caused by lack of sensory information, [[intelligence]] and experience
* denial of dynamics created by Mother Nature in [[shared reality]]
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intelligence

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* ability to adapt.
* ability to resolve problems.
* ability to see all three sides of the coin.
* ability to see [[shared reality|Shared Reality]] clearly
* ability to resolve challenges of [[Mother Nature]]
* even average [[IQ]] person can be intelligent and high [[IQ]] is not guarantee of [[intelligence]]
* it can be measured only by results of human action - know is do
* for some unknown reason, [[humanoid | humanoids]] believe education/academical degrees are intelligence.
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intelligence

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* ability to see [[shared reality|Shared Reality]] clearly
* ability to resolve challenges of [[Mother Nature]]
* ability to see all three sides of the coin.
* even average [[IQ]] person can be intelligent and high [[IQ]] is not guarantee of [[intelligence]]
* it can be measured only by results of human action - know is do
* for some unknown reason, [[humanoid | humanoids]] believe education/academical degrees are intelligence.
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Frauman

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A hybrid of male/female [[humanoid]].
 
 
<gallery>
Frauman_male.png
xena_warrior_princess.png

</gallery>
 
 

==Symptoms==
* Usual arguments "you are racist, all words ending with -phobic, all words starting with anti-".
* Correct name in [[Post-apocalyptic Era|pre-apocalyptic era]] was [[retard]].
* Gender confused creature programmed by the [[Matrix]].
* created by [[Feminazi]] cult.
* The pinnacle of humanoid evolution.
* No signs of [[intelligence]] and heavily [[poverty|poor]]
* Ignorance, and refusal of natural laws
* Males want to be females, and vice versa.
* No [[BALLS system|balls]]
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Feminazi

2022-11-01T08:52:04Z

Eh-admin:

A social warfare went wrong at the beginning of the 20th century. Allegedly an idea of East to destroy the West world by implementing [[truth|ideologies]] to confuse females' purpose in nature. 
Among the humans, both sexes are equall, and they do not question their purpose in the nature. Mother nature created male as hunter, protector of tribe - female as reproduction, and maintenance tool in tribe.
 
 
<gallery>
feminazi1.png
xena_warrior_princess.png
feminazi2.png
</gallery>
 
 

==Symptoms==
* Usual arguments, "you are chauvinist pig... horny pig... you used me".
* Revolutionary & rebel attitude without accepting anything else than their [[truth]].
* Blaming men for every mistake they made.
* Victim syndrome.
* Hollywood syndrome.
* Desperately seeking acknowledgement, or to prove naturally impossible.
* Member of cults such as [[grass-eater|grass-eaters]].
* Appearance signs - vivid colours in hair, nails, short hair, hairy legs, hands or even facial hair due to hormonal changes, and lack of nervous system development in infant stages.
* Very aggressive once their short bullshit list runs out.
* Suffering from [[PVS]].
* Make-up, jewellery, high heels, and other forms of cybernetics modifications such as piercing, tattoos, breast implants, artificial nails, hair.
* Artificial face, nails, hair, but they always want the [[Frauman|right man]].
* Creators of [[Frauman]].
* Illusion of multi-tasking.
[[Category:humanoids]]

Feminazi

2022-11-01T08:51:00Z

Eh-admin:

A social warfare went wrong at the beginning of the 20th century. Allegedly an idea of East to destroy the West world by implementing [[truth|ideologies]] to confuse females' purpose in nature. 
Among the humans, both sexes are equall, and they do not question their purpose in the nature. Mother nature created male as hunter, protector of tribe - female as reproduction, and maintenance tool in tribe.
 
 
<gallery>
feminazi1.png
xena_warrior_princess.png
feminazi2.png
</gallery>
 
 

==Symptoms==
* Usual arguments, "you are chauvinist pig... horny pig... you used me".
* Revolutionary & rebel attitude without accepting anything else than their [[truth]].
* Blaming men for every mistake they made.
* Victim syndrome.
* Hollywood syndrome.
* Desperately seeking acknowledgement, or to prove naturally impossible.
* Member of cults such as [[grass-eater|grass-eaters]].
* Appearance signs - vivid colours in hair, nails, short hair, hairy legs, hands or even facial hair due to hormonal changes, and lack of nervous system development in infant stages.
* Very aggressive once their short bullshit list runs out.
* Suffering from [[PVS]].
* Make-up, jewellery, high heels, and other forms of cybernetics modifications such as piercing, tattoos, breast implants, artificial nails, hair.
* Artificial face, nails, hair, but they always want the [[Frauman|right man]].
* Creators of [[Frauman]].
[[Category:humanoids]]