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* [[tuner]] with [[KBS (Karl Benz Syndrome)|KBS]], who spends 80% of time in garage, 18% on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamometer rolling road/dyno] and 2% on roads (between garage and dyno) | * [[tuner]] with [[KBS (Karl Benz Syndrome)|KBS]], who spends 80% of time in garage, 18% on [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynamometer rolling road/dyno] and 2% on roads (between garage and dyno) | ||
* Once they obtain [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chart dyno graphs], they start to masturbate above 1% increase in max. | * Once they obtain [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chart dyno graphs], they start to masturbate above 1% increase in max. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horsepower HP] | ||
==Symptoms== | ==Symptoms== | ||
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* shiny cars | * shiny cars | ||
* [[SPS (Small Penis Syndrome)|EVERYTHING LARGE/BIGGER]] | * [[SPS (Small Penis Syndrome)|EVERYTHING LARGE/BIGGER]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:04, 11 June 2020
- tuner with KBS, who spends 80% of time in garage, 18% on rolling road/dyno and 2% on roads (between garage and dyno)
- Once they obtain dyno graphs, they start to masturbate above 1% increase in max. HP
Symptoms
- shiny cars
- EVERYTHING LARGE/BIGGER