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'''C'''ult of '''I'''nvisible '''F'''riends<br>
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All natural tribes believe in some sort of supernatural being that they call [[Mother nature]]. They observe and worship Sun that rises and sets every day. Natural cycles of doom and gloom. Symbiosis with nature that make them better. Natural wisdom shared for millennia before [[humanoid|humanoids]] were born.
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Ever since first [[CIF]] was born, last remains of humanity is slowly purified from history. The infamous purification of last natural people was called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malleus_Maleficarum Malleus Maleficarum] aka Hexenhammer or Hammer of Witches. The age of medicine begun via their peers [[Dr]].
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[[CIF]] brought wars, murders, misery, [[poverty]] yet there is still over 90% of population hardcore believers. [[God]] has special passion for [[poverty|poor]] and [[Homo retardus|stupid]] that is why he made so many of them.
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* [[CIF]] is involved in porno industry. You often hear "oh my God" from porn actors.
* abbreviation for '''C'''ult of '''I'''nvisible '''F'''riend
* we have about 6000 cults in last 5000 years and '''each cult believes their [[CIF]] is the best and only one'''
* we have aggressive cults like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism Judaism] or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam Islam] that purify non-believers
* we have loser-friendly/most popular cult of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity Jesus] that converts and assimilates non-believers
* and we have peaceful cults like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism Buddhisms] that mind their business and do not bother others
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