Difference between revisions of "Homo retardus"
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* sophisticated modern humanoid | * sophisticated modern humanoid | ||
| − | * blind evolution branch of [ | + | * experimental branch of [[Homo sapiens]] with self-destructive and repetitive behavioral patterns |
| + | * blind evolution branch of [[Homo sapiens]] | ||
| + | * similar skull cavity size as [[Homo sapiens]] but primary brain reduced by [[SCS]] | ||
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| + | ==Male== | ||
| + | * have small secondary round brain located on small antenna in the middle of body - the organ able to override primary brain while connected with females | ||
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| + | ==Females== | ||
| + | * thanks to [[God]] [[feminist]]s were created | ||
| + | * have no secondary brain | ||
| + | * inability to create, drive or logically think | ||
| + | * spontaneous, chaotic behavioral patterns | ||
| + | * suffering from [[MTS]], [[PVS]] | ||
==Symptoms== | ==Symptoms== | ||
* self-destructive behavior | * self-destructive behavior | ||
* lack of [[intelligence]] | * lack of [[intelligence]] | ||
* ignorance of natural laws | * ignorance of natural laws | ||
| + | * males heavily suffer from [[SPS|size syndrome]] | ||
| + | * females heavily suffer from [[PVS]] | ||
* reinventing the wheel (science) | * reinventing the wheel (science) | ||
* common diseases [[love]], [[SPS (Small Penis Syndrome)|SPS]], [[EHS (Erotic Hand Syndrome)|EHS]] | * common diseases [[love]], [[SPS (Small Penis Syndrome)|SPS]], [[EHS (Erotic Hand Syndrome)|EHS]] | ||
Revision as of 10:42, 18 March 2017
- sophisticated modern humanoid
- experimental branch of Homo sapiens with self-destructive and repetitive behavioral patterns
- blind evolution branch of Homo sapiens
- similar skull cavity size as Homo sapiens but primary brain reduced by SCS
Male
- have small secondary round brain located on small antenna in the middle of body - the organ able to override primary brain while connected with females
Females
- thanks to God feminists were created
- have no secondary brain
- inability to create, drive or logically think
- spontaneous, chaotic behavioral patterns
- suffering from MTS, PVS
Symptoms
- self-destructive behavior
- lack of intelligence
- ignorance of natural laws
- males heavily suffer from size syndrome
- females heavily suffer from PVS
- reinventing the wheel (science)
- common diseases love, SPS, EHS
- needs supervision from God
- relies heavily on social system
- refuses to take responsibility for its life
